Yoked Blokes
"Alright, fluffballs, it's the last one. We're gonna yoke ye up like a couple o' asses and yer gonna carry a load. First one to the other side gets the highest score," the dwarf explained and pointed to a couple of beams with buckets full of rocks on the ends. This was bound to rub off a few feathers, but they quietly accepted their burden as they knealt down for the dwarves to place them on their shoulders. To show off his own capabilities, the dwarf picked up one of the loaded beams and signaled for the Kurach to follow.
By this point, some had become thoroughly agitated with the dwarf's blustering and belittling, and put the last bit of their strength into trying to best him. Half of them suceeded, and the other half were shortly behind.
"About time ye put them long legs to good use," the dwarf remarked as they arrived to the other side of the field. He set his load down and looked the Kurach up and down. "I suppose that will do for now. Mind ye don't try to compete with us dwarves in the future. Ye wouldn't want to embarrass yerselves."
Having dismissed them, the dwarf turned and left, and the competitors were free to return to their clans and rest.
Notes & Commentary
May 4, 2017, Thursday
Yoked Blokes
Such friendly little critters...
Came across another deviantART Disney fanfic. The first one is alright enough, it's a Lion King one. The second one is a weird mashup of various storylines, with some weird tweaks. Such as throwing them all in highschool. While the highschool thing is severely overdone in both webcomics and television, it is appropriately Disney since that's one of their favorite kinds of settings. Then I found a third on Pinterest that originates from Tumblr called Pocket Princesses that's made by a Disney employee.
Characters - Barrow - Roth - Siarl - Damien - Tihalt - Per - Bannan - Robi -
Tags - Just Another Day -
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